Mashed Thinking #576

You can’t feel down in the mouth if you eat dessert first.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #575

The happiest people are those who indulge their fantasies.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #574

Men are failures not because they are lazy, but because they are easily seduced.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #573

The best way to appreciate leisure is to grab some spoons and cabbage and get on a trampoline.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #572

Many great men are quite unexceptional.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #571

What the public thinks depends on what antagonizes people.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #570

One of the most dangerous things that can happen in life is playing hopscotch with real scotch.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #569

No man is free who lives in a pool of paranoia.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #568

The world’s worst reformers are those who give trendy answers.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #567

You will never stub your toe standing still, just don’t overdo it.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #566

Nothing is particularly hard if you have no shame.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #565

A man is never too old to shoot himself in the foot.                                                                                      …