Mashed Thinking #588

Civilization can be defined by sampling the local cuisine.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #587

Society is always taken by surprise when it becomes self aware.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #586

Nothing that is wrong can be accomplished without hard work.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #585

An ambassador is a man sent abroad to apologize to a country’s residents for having to live there.                                                                       Earl Humphrey

Mashed Thinking #584

It is easy to be virtuous when it’s official policy to feed the public pap.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #583

Morality is apologizing to the residents of Newark for having to live there.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #582

Self-proclaimed ethical men have a knack for picking the wrong women.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #581

The great poets are under-represented as ventriloquist dummies.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #580

Progress is not acceptable in polite society.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #579

Much of the trouble in the world is caused by angering a group of fundamentalists.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #578

Happiness comes from knowing where you are and how to get there by taxi.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #577

If something is wrong, anything can happen.                                                                                                …