Mashed Thinking #713

When you look into your own heart, you find a yearning for a series of naughty weekends.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #712

An ambitious man simply cannot behave like the village drunkard in an early Irish novel.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #711

Committing mistakes and not correcting them is a common practice of bureaucrats.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #710

Being content with little is wearing just a house coat and slippers wherever you go.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #709

Self-awareness is not a quality that belongs to a nymphomaniac who smells like cabbage and dresses accordingly.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #708

According to motivational speakers, the brave and the bold persist even when they are asleep.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #707

The best way to determine how well you played a game is through profound theological insight.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #706

Bad fortune cannot be conquered by whining alone.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #705

A thankful heart is the parent of whistling.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #704

There is also a proper dignity to be observed in the performance of bad sportsmanship.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #703

Through suffering comes the spoils of communism.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #702

The richest soil, if uncultivated, produces a glittering array of natural things and a government subsidy.                                                                              …