Mashed Thinking #726

There is a time in every man’s education when he arrives at the conclusion that many rules and laws are just suggestions.                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #725

Every man appreciates entertainment that involves air raid sirens, loud music and furniture crashing.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #724

When political defeat cannot be avoided, it’s appears to be ethical to feed the media BS.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #723

To satisfy the soul, party it up with Australians.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #722

What the world calls genius will immediately become a hashtag.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #720

Perverseness is sexual misconduct involving vegetables.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #719

Our todays and yesterdays are potential material for a very humorous opera.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #718

We may learn more from a man’s errors than from his swagger.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #717

In every woman there is a desire for pole dancing.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #716

For every minute you are angry, you are humped up like a cutworm.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #715

He is a fool who panders to anorexic women.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #714

Nothing is better to a sports fan than a big screen and a bratwurst.                                                                                  …