Mashed Thinking #1378

You’ll always be addicted to energy drinks if you insist on pursuing high stress relaxation.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1377

Resisting temptation is a lot easier when sitting on the toilet.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1376

Always be strong enough to throw it back in their faces.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1375

Based on their social media posts, it appears that some voters are just incredibly gullible.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1374

A lot of indigestion is caused by annoying dinner companions.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1373

If the music industry becomes any more disrupted than it is now, don’t be surprised if we hear more songs that are free from the constraints of melody and rhythm.     Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1372

Few things are less appropriate when delivering a eulogy than a spinning bowtie.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1371

The recipe needed for a speech to go viral must include staggering wrongness.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1370

There are few people among us who know how to discretely remove chewing gum from under their shoe.                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1369

If not properly applied, good manners can lead to calamity.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1368

There’s no substitute for running scared.                                                                                                   …

Mashed Thinking #1367

Trying to get along with all people is a taboo to be shunned.                                                                                     …