Mashed Thinking #750

A craving for braised yak is a by-product of a Mongolian head massage. (both are gluten-free)                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #749

People do not lack strength; they lack commitment and access to gypsy fortune tellers.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #748

Common sense is not wisdom and is not reason; and it is not hereditary.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #747

He is the happiest who is not a slave to praise and is comfortable being silly.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #746

It is frequently a mistake to incline to the will of the majority.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #745

When the day of judgement comes, don’t worry about previously-made commitments.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #744

If you are not able to make yourself that which you wish, try another wish.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #743

A closing time lover values legs like a privy door when the plaque’s in town.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #742

Do not laugh when being lectured at by a ghastly French woman.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #741

To the intelligent man, his silence can be as good as a lecture.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #740

No one is safe from rampant hospitality.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #739

All great men have some little incident of embarrassing weirdness in their past.                                                                                    …