Mashed Thinking #719

Our todays and yesterdays are potential material for a very humorous opera.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #718

We may learn more from a man’s errors than from his swagger.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #717

In every woman there is a desire for pole dancing.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #716

For every minute you are angry, you are humped up like a cutworm.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #715

He is a fool who panders to anorexic women.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #714

Nothing is better to a sports fan than a big screen and a bratwurst.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #713

When you look into your own heart, you find a yearning for a series of naughty weekends.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #712

An ambitious man simply cannot behave like the village drunkard in an early Irish novel.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #711

Committing mistakes and not correcting them is a common practice of bureaucrats.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #710

Being content with little is wearing just a house coat and slippers wherever you go.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #709

Self-awareness is not a quality that belongs to a nymphomaniac who smells like cabbage and dresses accordingly.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #708

According to motivational speakers, the brave and the bold persist even when they are asleep.                                                                                …