Mashed Thinking #774

We would have more peace if we took more time to cope and share kippers.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #773

A wise lover values a one-night stand less than a low copay on prescriptions .                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #772

Using someone else’s reasoning is the motto of bureaucrats.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #771

The human heart refuses to believe that in the future, corn and shoes will be delivered by solar-powered scooters.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #770

He who is the most benevolent may be a reputed mobster.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #769

Wearing a cape, carrying a whip, and flouncing are not indications of power.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #768

Dreaming is a series of hallucinations in which the dreamer is both disturbed and content while fulfilling naughty wishes.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #767

When a person’s character is evaluated, test their ability to handle panic by bringing in a gypsy fortune teller.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #766

For the untutored explorer, an unguided walk around a gravel pit is a challenge.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #765

Sound without organization is the flatulence of music.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #764

The greatest cunning is getting your retaliation first.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #763

Any scheme of international order that looks good on paper will require strategic oppression.                                                                                  …