Mashed Thinking #744

If you are not able to make yourself that which you wish, try another wish.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #743

A closing time lover values legs like a privy door when the plaque’s in town.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #742

Do not laugh when being lectured at by a ghastly French woman.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #741

To the intelligent man, his silence can be as good as a lecture.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #740

No one is safe from rampant hospitality.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #739

All great men have some little incident of embarrassing weirdness in their past.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #738

Unreasonable haste is the direct road to an uncomfortable physical experience that will go viral on social media.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #737

It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do, that helps us cope with New Years resolutions.                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #736

You sometimes have to get kinky to give happiness.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #735

Bad hair and body odor are a source of trite lyrics for country western songs.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #734

If you are always looking forward to being happy, you are a good candidate pharmaceutical trial programs.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #733

As much as you try, you cannot run away from biting social problems.                                                                                    …