Mashed Thinking #756

To love foolishly may be better than self-service, but it usually leads to praying for forgiveness.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #755

Good humor is the midpoint on the euphoria-panic spectrum.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #754

Character is the courage to wear a mink bowtie to a funeral.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #753

When checking out at a grocery store, you cannot help being attracted to tabloid excess.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #752

Every discovery of what is false leads us to snickery skepticism.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #751

Initiative is doing the right thing while under the warming influence of wine.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #750

A craving for braised yak is a by-product of a Mongolian head massage. (both are gluten-free)                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #749

People do not lack strength; they lack commitment and access to gypsy fortune tellers.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #748

Common sense is not wisdom and is not reason; and it is not hereditary.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #747

He is the happiest who is not a slave to praise and is comfortable being silly.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #746

It is frequently a mistake to incline to the will of the majority.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #745

When the day of judgement comes, don’t worry about previously-made commitments.                                                                                        …