Mashed Thinking #810

To say nothing is a tactic implemented by wise men to preserve marital relations.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #809

Good citizens encourage frank debate and have a strong taste for enforcement of etiquette.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #808

Wit is a weapon needed to salvage lost credibility.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #807

First understand the meaning of what you want to say, then step up to the microphone and make your bitter accusations.                                                  Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #806

The most moving moments in life are frequently the result of sampling foreign delicacies.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #805

Tact is a requirement for a blind date with a woman who has a concealed carry permit.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #804

The best way to appreciate leisure is to party it up with a group of Australians.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #803

She who gorges on fruit must be prepared for a frequent unburdening.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #802

Nothing is hard if you are impervious to reason.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #801

Much of the trouble in the world is in one way or another related to sex.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #800

We have confused freedom with democracy.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #799

Where there is determination, there is opportunity for unmedicated crackpots to get elected to public office.                                                                              …