Mashed Thinking #768

Dreaming is a series of hallucinations in which the dreamer is both disturbed and content while fulfilling naughty wishes.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #767

When a person’s character is evaluated, test their ability to handle panic by bringing in a gypsy fortune teller.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #766

For the untutored explorer, an unguided walk around a gravel pit is a challenge.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #765

Sound without organization is the flatulence of music.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #764

The greatest cunning is getting your retaliation first.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #763

Any scheme of international order that looks good on paper will require strategic oppression.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #762

If nothing happens, pray for forgiveness.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #761

There lives more truth in doubt than simply going with the flow of political correctness.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #760

Humility is easily manufactured and politically very attractive.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #759

The greater a man is, the less likely he is to give a long-winded speech.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #758

He makes no friends who is a smartypants.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #757

It is from our level of calamities that we learn the value of recalls and impeachment.                                                                              …