Mashed Thinking #822

The passions of men can lead to some disgraceful exhibitions and amusing obituaries.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #821

A government which attempts more than it ought to values demented civil servants.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking # 820

The world appears to be ruled by controversial talk show guests.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #819

Nothing is so puzzling to watch as a wino ballet company dancing swan lake.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #818

No one feels as superior as a very big man with very little intelligence.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #817

If you want your friends to have fond memories of you, ride a scooter around town while completely naked.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #816

To get the full value out of joy, you must occasionally ignore good etiquette.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #815

Forgiveness does not change the present if you are an incompetent trombone player.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #814

When a man has truly repented, he is not afraid to walk into a revival meeting wearing nothing but his underwear.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #813

A politician’s stated morality is likely to be the biggest clanger of a story ever told.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #812

It is not necessary to understand things in order to vote on them………which is unfortunate.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #811

She who slings mud is generally a dedicated social climber.                                                                                          …