Mashed Thinking #782

In matters of style, excellence is defined a society mesmerized by celebrity.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #781

No man can use a woman’s towel without the potential for a bit of violence.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #780

Some of our thoughts would make great lines in a dirty song.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #779

The great man is he who in the midst of a traffic jam, gets out of his car, stands on a pail and directs traffic.                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #778

From the seeds of ancient science came the herbs that allowed anyone to experience the miracle of the hovering donkey.                                                  Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #777

The fiercest theatrical agonies are a by-product of fighting for the dignity of France.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #776

Difficulty is a harsh nurse who is irritating and incites real emotion.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #775

When the day of judgement comes, we will not be asked for government-issued personal identification.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #774

We would have more peace if we took more time to cope and share kippers.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #773

A wise lover values a one-night stand less than a low copay on prescriptions .                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #772

Using someone else’s reasoning is the motto of bureaucrats.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #771

The human heart refuses to believe that in the future, corn and shoes will be delivered by solar-powered scooters.                                                                        …