Mashed Thinking #806

The most moving moments in life are frequently the result of sampling foreign delicacies.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #805

Tact is a requirement for a blind date with a woman who has a concealed carry permit.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #804

The best way to appreciate leisure is to party it up with a group of Australians.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #803

She who gorges on fruit must be prepared for a frequent unburdening.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #802

Nothing is hard if you are impervious to reason.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #801

Much of the trouble in the world is in one way or another related to sex.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #800

We have confused freedom with democracy.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #799

Where there is determination, there is opportunity for unmedicated crackpots to get elected to public office.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #798

A hero is one who contributes good beer and plenty of bacon to his church’s potluck dinners.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #797

A man’s errors are his portals to profound theological insight.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #796

A thankful heart is the parent of the feel-good factor.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #795

It is of no value getting angry at tabloid excess.                                                                                          …