Mashed Thinking #943

The wise man foresees danger and avoids Walmart parking lots.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #942

Fortune truly helps those who do not get alarmed by the carnage they unleash.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #941

Those who seek enlightenment must first get an alibi together.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #940

Ignorance of proper etiquette results in inappropriate company for sheep.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #939

Nothing changes without blasphemy.                                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #938

What is accepted as reasonable behavior is a function of celebrity behavior tracked on social media.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #936

Modern art is a tattoo of an emoji.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #935

All the intelligence and talent in the world won’t stop the proliferation of online political sleaze.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #934

Music is the only art that can relieve tension while creating general agitation.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #933

A man of taste is one who has access to annoying ringtones and doesn’t use them.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #932

To give joy without giving injury to others is the reason you duel with loophas.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #931

An ill deed is not an excuse for a marathon binge.                                                                                        …