Mashed Thinking #1005

The best way to prepare for a meeting is to announce a post-meeting cocktail party.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1004

Refrain from talking too much when skulking behind the bushes.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1003

The only time you should call a meeting is when you have a decent choice of pastries.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1002

A leader who is truly skillful can deliver an inspirational version of a shipping report.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1001

Failing to keep promises is the basis for political theater.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1000

It should be assumed that everybody will at some time in their life be forced to hold their nose when voting.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #999

The bird of paradise will never alight upon a pigeon worshipper.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #998

He who lived an adventurous life needs to be given the biggest clanger of a eulogy ever heard.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #997

You must pay a price if you seize the moment.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #996

An insecure actor who plays a TV Action Hero should hire a stuntman to do his love scenes.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #995

Most people would rather work hard for something tangible than be just a slave to praise.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #994

True happiness comes from the right amount of ignorance.                                                                                            …