Mashed Thinking #1018

One shivers when wandering around a golf course wearing nothing but your underwear.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1017

People cannot forever bottle up their discretion.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1016

Taking more time to devote to virtuous and socially constructive activities can lead to a life of squalor.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1015

If you find yourself longing for enlightenment, try turning on the lights.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1014

If you are unsure about getting off the fast track, find a spine donor.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1013

One role of modern psychiatry is to teach us to cope with the non-stop media coverage of narcissistic celebrities.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1012

Genius is the power to know when not to hold your tongue.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1010

Imagination is manna from Heaven.                                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1009

The 135th purpose in life is to enrich your life by joining a calypso band from Iowa.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1008

In order to break old habits, dabbble in the occult.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1007

Do not join an all-volunteer organization if you have a fetish for control.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1006

One of the primary needs of people in business is good karma.                                                                                      …