Mashed Thinking #961

All who have reflected on the divine nature know how to use doorbells.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #960

Insanity is creativity without a kill switch.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #959

Music is the only art that can bring us inspiration through bagpipes, accordions, the didgeridoo, and yodeling.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #958

It is better to be remembered with a hashtag than graffiti.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #957

It is easy to understand a nation’s support for tourism by its public toilets.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #956

We all know that much of what is called modern art is better left unseen.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #955

What’s important to us when going to the grocery store is the opportunity to catch up on tabloid excess.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #954

The more minimal the art, the more opportunity there is for forgery.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #953

When in doubt, wax your foo-foo.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #952

It has come to be expected that morals will be set aside during political campaigns.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #951

There is no greater fallacy than atonement for your voting.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #950

Vacillation is a requirement for belly dancing.                                                                                                …