Mashed Thinking #1048

Do not put power into the hands of a smartypants.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1047

The amount of effort required to obtain something worthwhile can be easily denied.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1046

To become great, you must make a virtue out of tabloid excess.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1045

No matter how old you are, don’t squeeze the goods until they’re yours.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1044

Only by knowing ourselves can we consider ourselves considered.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1043

All successful endeavors create new rules.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1042

Too much politeness can lead to having a really bad time.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1041

Current economic trends indicate the need to buckle up.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1040

People regard with awe anyone who is insanely dangerous.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1039

The basis of happiness is refusing to have a bad time.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1038

Mental relaxation can help women counteract the need to wear open-toed shoes like the old women in Florida wear.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1037

Hypnotism is the power to see all manner of things floating in your bathtub.                                                                                  …