Mashed Thinking #1210

An error doesn’t become a mistake until it’s posted on social media for you.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1209

People trigger social conflict with unwanted sweaty hugs.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1208

Effective international diplomacy = Boxes of money.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1207

One thing you are never asked to return is a lie.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1206

One of the more difficult decisions you have to make is what to do when you drop your cellphone into a toilet.                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1205

The belly dance may have originated at closing time in a hookah bar by an acrobatic nymphomaniac.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1204

Few burdens are heavy when you’re spoiled and pampered.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1203

A cynic is a person who exhibits a cosmic flippancy.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1202

Fascinating conversation is frequently nothing more than verbal whoring.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1201

Contentment is often the result of getting your retaliation first.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1200

Despite all our ingenuity, science still hasn’t found a way to create luck.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1199

To avoid trouble, leave the carnival of promiscuity and never return.                                                                                        …