Mashed Thinking #1354

A lot of indigestion is caused by annoying dinner companions.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1353

If the music industry becomes any more disrupted than it is now, don’t be surprised if we hear more songs that are free from the constraints of melody and rhythm.     Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1352

Few things are less appropriate when delivering a eulogy than a spinning bowtie.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1351

The recipe needed for a speech to go viral must include staggering wrongness.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1350

There are few people among us who know how to discretely remove chewing gum from under their shoe.                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1349

If not properly applied, good manners can lead to calamity.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1348

There’s no substitute for running scared.                                                                                                   …

Mashed Thinking #1347

Trying to get along with all people is a taboo to be shunned.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1346

A leader isn’t educated until he sets a dangerous precedent.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1345

Kindness is the ability to patronize an unworthy audience.                                                                                             …

Mashed Thinking #1344

Men of good judgement seldom wear leopard print thongs under their kilts.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1343

Bureaucracy is based on a willingness to create new agencies to regulate existing agencies.                                                                                   …