Mashed Thinking #1206

One of the more difficult decisions you have to make is what to do when you drop your cellphone into a toilet.                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1205

The belly dance may have originated at closing time in a hookah bar by an acrobatic nymphomaniac.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1204

Few burdens are heavy when you’re spoiled and pampered.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1203

A cynic is a person who exhibits a cosmic flippancy.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1202

Fascinating conversation is frequently nothing more than verbal whoring.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1201

Contentment is often the result of getting your retaliation first.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1200

Despite all our ingenuity, science still hasn’t found a way to create luck.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1199

To avoid trouble, leave the carnival of promiscuity and never return.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1198

Progress is seldom made without snickery skepticism and vocal disciples.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1197

You can’t accuse nudists of being too modest.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1196

One way to make the world better is to require political candidates to take and pass math, science, geography, history, civics and economics tests.                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1195

If you would like to stimulate your imagination, try employing unorthodox research methods.                                                                                    …