Mashed Thinking #1216

Most people can avoid temptation until they walk by the dessert buffet.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1215

Every survival kit should include a selection of desserts.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1214

No matter what you do, take time to sit down and have a biscuit.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1213

The surest path to happiness cannot be found on your GPS.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1212

There is a vast difference between making promises and keeping promises.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1211

It takes a truly special man to be the arch-quack of his age on Twitter.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1210

An error doesn’t become a mistake until it’s posted on social media for you.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1209

People trigger social conflict with unwanted sweaty hugs.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1208

Effective international diplomacy = Boxes of money.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1207

One thing you are never asked to return is a lie.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1206

One of the more difficult decisions you have to make is what to do when you drop your cellphone into a toilet.                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1205

The belly dance may have originated at closing time in a hookah bar by an acrobatic nymphomaniac.                                                                            …