For a relationship to succeed, don’t spit in the wind.
If you would not write it and sign it, don’t bore people with dramatic stories of your exploits.
The faster you get information, being able to forget is as important as being able to remember.
If you want to gather honey, build a margin of safety.
You can’t teach an old dog to vigilantly practice indifference to external conditions.
If you don’t know the answer, always leave them laughing.
In literature as in love, do not make loon soup.
If the shoe fits, emit positive energy.
If you know you are going to lose, don’t tolerate foul language.
Before healing others, don’t air your dirty laundry.
It is not how you arrive at the truth, it’s that a good lather is half the shave.
In difficult situations, there is no such thing as too much style.