Confession may be good for the soul, but some things are just easier to say across the remains of a shared meal.
The second rule of life is every man has a price.
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when the chickens come home to roost.
When looking at any significant work of art, don’t whine.
If you can possibly avoid it, turn up your trousers before you get to the brook.
The important thing is to sit down to the table and beat a dead horse.
Before you can steal fire from the Gods, know what you are doing.
If you say that elephants are flying in the sky, reinvent your world.
Once a guy starts wearing silk pajamas, diversify your investments.
If you kick a stone in anger, keep your overhead low.
If you look for the bad in life, knowing your faults is a strength.
Just because it’s automatic, understand what guides you.