Mashed Thinking #1438

Nothing great was ever done without annoying someone.                                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1437

Style is standing half-naked on a pail in the middle of a busy intersection directing traffic with a glass of fine scotch in your hand.                                       Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1436

You may never know exactly why you suddenly become recognized as a valuable member of society.                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1435

It is impossible to be politically correct in everyone’s eyes.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1434

It would be a breach of hospitality to chain your guests to their seats so they can’t leave when they see what you’re serving them for dinner.                 Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1433

When happiness goes out of your life, you need to reboot quickly.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1432

Temptation frequently appears at those times when you’re the first one in the bar and the last one standing.                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1431

Happiness dwindles when being served by a barista who is showing symptoms of bird flu.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1430

Society is always taken by surprise when all the politicians agree on something that is good for everyone.                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1429

Why can’t science invent a pill you take to make farts smell good?                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1428

No matter what you do, always get in at the bottom.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1427

It’s extremely difficult to endure a cold toilet seat.                                                                                             …