Mashed Thinking #1342

Discretion is something that frequently goes out the door after happy hour.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1341

We’ve learned from history that bootlegging is part of our culture.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1340

Everyone wants to understand their second thoughts.                                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1339

A great man is one who knows when not to get on stage to perform karaoke.                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1338

One way to make the world better is by doing more research before you vote.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1337

The politician who talks loudly about how he knows it all is the type of leader who specializes in leading lemmings over the cliffs.                                           Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1336

If you don’t want to keep your feet on the ground, you will still need to put in some effort.                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1335

True contentment can be nerve-wracking.                                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1334

A highbrow is an upwardly mobile con-artist.                                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1333

Think of learning to play bagpipes as an invitation to dissolve your dignity.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1332

He who has a sharp tongue is the bane of political correctness.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1331

There is nothing so irritating as having a bluff called.                                                                                           …