Mashed Thinking #560

To get back on your feet, watch what you drink.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #559

Young men think old men are fools, but it’s the old men who do not let others control their thoughts.                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #558

It is better to light a candle when shaking hands in a dark room filled with nudists.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #557

As a rule, men worry more about what they can’t see than about playing with fire.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #556

Earnest people are often the people who like to give unwanted advice.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #555

When it comes to business you have to get out there and lick the competition, even though it’s unhygienic.                                                             Earl Humphrey

Mashed Thinking #554

Men are valued, not for what they are, but for their ability to run around jumping over things with great speed.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #553

It is not necessary to understand things in order to pause for enlightenment.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #552

There is no greater mistake than always following.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #551

Tact is the knack of making a point without losing your cool.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #550

One of the best ways to persuade others is with a good cry.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #549

You can’t hold a man down without opening yourself to new experiences.                                                                                      …