Mashed Thinking #584

It is easy to be virtuous when it’s official policy to feed the public pap.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #583

Morality is apologizing to the residents of Newark for having to live there.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #582

Self-proclaimed ethical men have a knack for picking the wrong women.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #581

The great poets are under-represented as ventriloquist dummies.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #580

Progress is not acceptable in polite society.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #579

Much of the trouble in the world is caused by angering a group of fundamentalists.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #578

Happiness comes from knowing where you are and how to get there by taxi.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #577

If something is wrong, anything can happen.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #576

You can’t feel down in the mouth if you eat dessert first.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #575

The happiest people are those who indulge their fantasies.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #574

Men are failures not because they are lazy, but because they are easily seduced.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #573

The best way to appreciate leisure is to grab some spoons and cabbage and get on a trampoline.                                                                          …