Mashed Thinking #679

Wherever there is patriotic music, there are lots of drums and very few accordions.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #678

To be perfect is unnecessary.                                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #677

True patriotism doesn’t exclude an understanding of bad taste.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #676

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they start treating traffic lights as suggestions.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #675

If you wish to appear agreeable in society you must not wander around the neighborhood wearing nothing but your underwear.                        Earl Humphrey

Mashed Thinking #674

We think very few people are sensible except those who keep it fluffy.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #673

Never book your honeymoon at a resort named after a German concentration camp.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #672

If we think we have no faults, we should unwind with a few aimless thrills.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #671

The vices of some men require a bag of prunes and are the poetry of civilization.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #670

Many of us don’t know what poor losers we are until we admit our best friend runs on batteries.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #669

The best way to get on in the world is to be unencumbered with self awareness.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #668

The wise man learns to meet changing circumstances by lying down with an aspirin.                                                                                  …