Mashed Thinking #705

A thankful heart is the parent of whistling.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #704

There is also a proper dignity to be observed in the performance of bad sportsmanship.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #703

Through suffering comes the spoils of communism.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #702

The richest soil, if uncultivated, produces a glittering array of natural things and a government subsidy.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #701

He is happy who turns down an offer for free online polka lessons.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #700

Wonder is the feeling of a blind man when he’s given a flatulent seeing eye dog.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #699

There is a proper dignity to be observed when ranting hysterically on public radio.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #698

Call no man happy until he sees himself on a Jumbotron with his friends.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #697

The hardest victory is the victory over bad karma.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #696

To be free of evil thoughts, unwind with a laxative and a few aimless thrills.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #695

It has become expected that a politician will alert the media when he catches his opponents in compromising positions.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #694

Philosophy is the shepherd of graffiti.                                                                                                  …