Mashed Thinking #789

It is the path of men’s passions that leads them to getting slapped.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #788

Little things comfort us, weather permitting.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #787

Opinions that are opposed to yours likely come from people you view as having low bandwidth.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #786

Abstract ideas can be the lever of amusing catastrophes.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #785

“You ought to” is the battle hymn of the self-righteous.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #784

She who wishes to see her benevolent intentions realized must not be alarmed by the potential carnage.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #783

The enjoyment of power is a requirement for a proper military overthrow.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #782

In matters of style, excellence is defined a society mesmerized by celebrity.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #781

No man can use a woman’s towel without the potential for a bit of violence.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #780

Some of our thoughts would make great lines in a dirty song.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #779

The great man is he who in the midst of a traffic jam, gets out of his car, stands on a pail and directs traffic.                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #778

From the seeds of ancient science came the herbs that allowed anyone to experience the miracle of the hovering donkey.                                                  Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey