Mashed Thinking #1338

One way to make the world better is by doing more research before you vote.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1337

The politician who talks loudly about how he knows it all is the type of leader who specializes in leading lemmings over the cliffs.                                           Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1336

If you don’t want to keep your feet on the ground, you will still need to put in some effort.                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1335

True contentment can be nerve-wracking.                                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1334

A highbrow is an upwardly mobile con-artist.                                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1333

Think of learning to play bagpipes as an invitation to dissolve your dignity.                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1332

He who has a sharp tongue is the bane of political correctness.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1331

There is nothing so irritating as having a bluff called.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1330

If you need to publicly pat a guy on the head when you really want to bash it in, wear rubber gloves.                                                                   …

Mashed Thinking #1329

When you’re up to your ears in trouble, there’s no point worrying about your choice of earrings.                                                                             …

Mashed Thinking #1328

If you wish to get along with everyone, live in obscurity.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1327

Most people have good common sense, but turn a blind eye to political spin.                                                                                   …