Mashed Thinking #839

If you want to test a man’s character, ask him to buttle.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #837

You don’t have to be stupid to be dumbfounded.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #836

He is happy that knoweth how to puree a smartypants.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #835

Before you criticize a group of people who don’t like your politics, chain them to their seats so they can’t leave.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #834

When it comes to giving, don’t make yourself destitute.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #833

Know where the exits are when angering a group of fundamentalists.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #832

The more we medicate, the less likely we are to accept the fact that the path of life is strewn with cow pies.                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #831

The worst type of next door neighbor is a pompous Spaniard who brings sardines as dessert to the neighborhood block party and then expects praise.                                   Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #830

Only a brilliant person knows when they’ve come to the end of their options.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #829

Happiness doesn’t come from doing what we like to do but from the theater of our mind.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #828

We have to teach future politicians how to properly languish.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #827

A man’s judgement is never as interesting as that of a gypsy fortune teller.                                                                                  …