Mashed Thinking #851

When everything’s coming your way, be prepared to take evasive action.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #850

Just about the time you think you can make ends meet, that’s when you get fleeced.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #849

Trying to do something new and failing is a quasi-patriotic right in a free market.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #848

When it comes to giving, some people have no shame.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #847

Too much of a good thing can be a unique form of suffering.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #846

When in deep water, a great deal depends on making a virtue out of necessity.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #845

Where you stand in the future may be the basis for film noir.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #844

Keep both feet on the ground and you’ll never do something unusual with a bowtie.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #843

The trouble with being a good sport when you’ve been cheated is the rationalization.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #842

When you criticize someone, go with the obvious.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #841

To show your appreciation of Swiss music, wander around your town playing an accordian and yodeling.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #840

People who know the very least seem to incite the most heated exchanges in bars.                                                                                …