Mashed Thinking #917

Nothing great has ever been achieved except by an inspired guess.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #916

If people really liked to work, there would be more country western songs about workaholics.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #915

The unhappiest people in the world are those who try hard to be happy.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #914

Coupled with energy and willingness, you can make a soap opera out of anything.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #913

Character is the decision to reject political correctness and donate prunes to starving natives.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #912

The more someone talks about their honor, the more you need a hazmat suit.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #911

When you want to rant about the antics of celebrities, do nothing until you alert the media.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #910

A good citizen is one who recognizes that he or she should not wear spandex in public.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #909

Wit is a weapon with which it is possible to puree your loved ones without them knowing it.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #908

Everyone is a prisoner of commitment.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #907

When you are forced to go to court to settle a matter, your fate is put into the hands of twelve people who will help you evaluate how good your lawyer is.                                        Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #906

Unless you are bald, there is no genius without having some bad hair days.                                                                                  …