Mashed Thinking #953

When in doubt, wax your foo-foo.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #952

It has come to be expected that morals will be set aside during political campaigns.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #951

There is no greater fallacy than atonement for your voting.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #950

Vacillation is a requirement for belly dancing.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #949

A large portion of truth arises from the application of controversial technologies.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #948

We learn more from a man’s errors than from his zeal.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #947

Contemporary eloquence requires texting with refinement.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #946

The real objective of education is to know where you are in life and how to get there by taxi.                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #945

A man who has ceased to learn ought not to use a bidet.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #944

Chance never helps those who jump to conclusions.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #943

The wise man foresees danger and avoids Walmart parking lots.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #942

Fortune truly helps those who do not get alarmed by the carnage they unleash.                                                                                  …