Mashed Thinking #913

Character is the decision to reject political correctness and donate prunes to starving natives.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #912

The more someone talks about their honor, the more you need a hazmat suit.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #911

When you want to rant about the antics of celebrities, do nothing until you alert the media.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #910

A good citizen is one who recognizes that he or she should not wear spandex in public.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #909

Wit is a weapon with which it is possible to puree your loved ones without them knowing it.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #908

Everyone is a prisoner of commitment.                                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #907

When you are forced to go to court to settle a matter, your fate is put into the hands of twelve people who will help you evaluate how good your lawyer is.                                        Earl Humphrey / #EarlTHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #906

Unless you are bald, there is no genius without having some bad hair days.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #905

Those who seek enlightenment must hug the tree of happiness.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #904

The major objective of a poet seems to frequently be casual flippancy.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #903

If you watch video online, you have several options for wasting time watching the rants of global derelicts.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #902

The integrity of men is measured by their conduct, not by their opinions.                                                                                    …