Mashed Thinking #1350

No matter what you do, try not to diminish the gene pool.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1349

The march of civilization is slow because there are too many people fighting to be the drum major.                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1348

A quick way for a bar to get a lot of publicity is to have a restroom with talking urinals.                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1347

True extravagance is a mystical concept.                                                                                                   …

Mashed Thinking #1346

There are perceived mistakes that are not mistakes.                                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1345

Throughout history the direction of civilization has been influenced by the hang ups of dictators whose heads were adrift from their moorings.               Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1344

The growing mass of media-savvy know-it-alls should opt for permanent exile.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1343

It is the business of a censor to point where to find postings of the nether regions on the internet.                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1342

Discretion is something that frequently goes out the door after happy hour.                                                                                       …

Mashed Thinking #1341

We’ve learned from history that bootlegging is part of our culture.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1340

Everyone wants to understand their second thoughts.                                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1339

A great man is one who knows when not to get on stage to perform karaoke.                                                                               …