Mashed Thinking #1432

Temptation frequently appears at those times when you’re the first one in the bar and the last one standing.                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1431

Happiness dwindles when being served by a barista who is showing symptoms of bird flu.                                                                                 …

Mashed Thinking #1430

Society is always taken by surprise when all the politicians agree on something that is good for everyone.                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1429

Why can’t science invent a pill you take to make farts smell good?                                                                                     …

Mashed Thinking #1428

No matter what you do, always get in at the bottom.                                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1427

It’s extremely difficult to endure a cold toilet seat.                                                                                             …

Mashed Thinking #1426

Nothing pisses off an arrogant leader more than facts that don’t support his or her thinking.                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1425

One of the marks of a gentleman is his refusal to buy and destroy companies just to crush progress.                                                                         …

Mashed Thinking #1424

A well-read, independent voter is every politician’s nightmare.                                                                                               …

Mashed Thinking #1423

The history of modern civilization is being documented worldwide by videos shot by people with smartphones.                                                                            Earl Humphrey…

Mashed Thinking #1422

There are too many people who are busy doing nothing.                                                                                           …

Mashed Thinking #1421

The hardest thing to disguise is staggering ignorance.                                                                                               …