Mashed Thinking #1065

Without heretics, eccentrics and cranks, the media would have to create them in order capture the public’s attention and sell advertising.                         Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1064

Science is knowledge arranged and classified according to the obvious.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1063

The world is driven, for the most part, by seductive reasoning.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking # 1062

Terrible is the desire to look at pictures of nude celebrities while in church.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1061

Nothing seems to enchant the modern soul so much as getting a “like” on social media.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1060

She who is free from fear and anxiety is likely to invite a good-looking idiot into her bedroom.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1059

In the ideal society, composed of wholly responsible citizens, there’s a waiting list to go over to the dark side.                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1058

Truth is not a factor in the thinking of those who wrongly choose to wear yoga pants in public.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1057

Intelligence is characterized by making sure there is plenty of bacon in the refrigerator.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1056

Attacks on the truth can be the basis for a work of art.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1055

The truly wise learn many things scanning the magazine racks in checkout lines.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1054

He who is not impatient rarely needs a laxative.                                                                                            …