Mashed Thinking #1013

One role of modern psychiatry is to teach us to cope with the non-stop media coverage of narcissistic celebrities.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1012

Genius is the power to know when not to hold your tongue.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1010

Imagination is manna from Heaven.                                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1009

The 135th purpose in life is to enrich your life by joining a calypso band from Iowa.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1008

In order to break old habits, dabbble in the occult.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1007

Do not join an all-volunteer organization if you have a fetish for control.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1006

One of the primary needs of people in business is good karma.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1005

The best way to prepare for a meeting is to announce a post-meeting cocktail party.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1004

Refrain from talking too much when skulking behind the bushes.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1003

The only time you should call a meeting is when you have a decent choice of pastries.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1002

A leader who is truly skillful can deliver an inspirational version of a shipping report.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1001

Failing to keep promises is the basis for political theater.                                                                                          …