Mashed Thinking #1025

When a modern wise man foresees evil, he posts it on social media.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1024

More and more jobs seem to be designed for wearing pajamas and slippers.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1023

You must search out new ways to stay in your own movie.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1022

It is important to focus your mind when seeking a new venue for the daily movement of your bowels.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1021

Sometimes it just makes sense to throw your smartphone into the toilet.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1020

We all begin life a really unhelpful person.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1019

To unload your excess mental baggage, strap your head to a rocket and hold on.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1018

One shivers when wandering around a golf course wearing nothing but your underwear.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1017

People cannot forever bottle up their discretion.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1016

Taking more time to devote to virtuous and socially constructive activities can lead to a life of squalor.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1015

If you find yourself longing for enlightenment, try turning on the lights.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1014

If you are unsure about getting off the fast track, find a spine donor.                                                                                  …