Mashed Thinking #1037

Hypnotism is the power to see all manner of things floating in your bathtub.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1036

Self-image is impacted by the proliferation of yoga pants.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1035

Society as a whole will never truly appreciate the therapeutic value of yodeling.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1034

When a foolish man is advised of his errors, expect a lot of babbling.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1033

When you have to act on something you find distasteful, get an alibi together.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1032

To show respect for others in the vicinity, give a courtesy flush.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1031

Success or failure of a business comes down to learning how to pirouette.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1030

Today, habits develop in response to gadgetry.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1029

A key skill taught in a modern MBA program is when to bow.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1028

When we experience events that arouse our emotions, we tend to babble loudly.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1027

In times of danger, sing hymns and don’t lend your shoes to strangers.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1026

The more radical the change you propose, the greater the probability you will get slapped.                                                                                …