Mashed Thinking #1061

Nothing seems to enchant the modern soul so much as getting a “like” on social media.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1060

She who is free from fear and anxiety is likely to invite a good-looking idiot into her bedroom.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1059

In the ideal society, composed of wholly responsible citizens, there’s a waiting list to go over to the dark side.                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1058

Truth is not a factor in the thinking of those who wrongly choose to wear yoga pants in public.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1057

Intelligence is characterized by making sure there is plenty of bacon in the refrigerator.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1056

Attacks on the truth can be the basis for a work of art.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1055

The truly wise learn many things scanning the magazine racks in checkout lines.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1054

He who is not impatient rarely needs a laxative.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1053

To be a slave to pleasure is the life of a Baptist heretic.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1052

A true artist is one who is not afraid to be flogged by critics.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1051

Without passion, love-making is just another form of aerobics.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1050

Chaos breeds posts that go viral on social media.                                                                                            …