Mashed Thinking #1097

Only a populist leader can undermine everything that has gone on before.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1096

She who thinks but does not learn is ripe for sexual conquest.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1095

The superior man knows when not to go with the flow when it comes to fashion.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1094

It is the men who claim to be virtuous who diminish the gene pool.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1093

The universe displays no proof of the existence of any creature that lays golden eggs.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1092

Reasoning and observation, duly combined, are the means to a line in a dirty song.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1091

Tyrants don’t worry about getting caught in any act.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking # 1090

Not one man in a thousand has the vanity to have plastic surgery to improve the looks of his internal organs.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1089

No man has ever yet been hanged for smuggling postcards.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1088

Members of the Royal Family should never be ashamed to wear kilts with Hawaiian shirts.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1087

Nothing is so annoying at a party as a bowl of tortilla chips possessed by an evil demon.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1086

Nature has planted in our minds an insatiable longing for an acceptable level of impropriety.                                                                                …