Mashed Thinking #1121

Sexual pleasure, even when wisely used and not abused, may require the use of cleaning products and special appliances.                                                                  Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1120

Modesty is a function of who you are with.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1119

Whoever is slow to accept economic realities has job opportunities in politics.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1118

Democracy is the most difficult of all forms of government since it requires listening and dignity.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1117

Attempting moral reform is not for sissies.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1116

To become an elected official it is not necessary to update your spiritual soul.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1115

You can tell the ideals of a nation by its most popular personal hygiene products.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1114

Chastity seldom comes up in conversations with the unchaste.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1113

There is no greater education than getting what you asked for.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1112

One of the most hastag-worthy things you don’t want to have is your family having an incestuous heritage.                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1111

When solving a technical difficulty, we are frequently driven to wine.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1110

Fools have been and will always be endowed with the wisdom of Saturn.                                                                                    …