Mashed Thinking #1264

To get a lot of attention, lose touch with your moral hygiene on social media.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1263

Imagination is what makes the average man think he can look good in a Speedo.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1262

People always get into trouble when trying to remove any shadow of doubt.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1261

Society is always taken by surprise by even a whiff of freakiness.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1260

Always take plenty of time when weaving baskets.                                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1259

You can often gauge a man’s political ambition by his sleight of hand with economic data.                                                                              …

Mashed Thinking #1258

Nothing confuses a populist demagogue more than having a brief moment of lucidity.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1257

One of the marks of a true gentleman is knowing when to convey diseased persons to quarantine.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1256

Anybody who is relaxed these days has no access to media.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1255

He who thinks he knows all the answers needs to return to sobriety.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1254

Home is a place where you can always shake the thing that needs shaking.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1253

In British history, the women who always kept their heads together had no interest in the being the next wife of Henry VIII.                                                                …