Mashed Thinking #1258

Nothing confuses a populist demagogue more than having a brief moment of lucidity.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1257

One of the marks of a true gentleman is knowing when to convey diseased persons to quarantine.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1256

Anybody who is relaxed these days has no access to media.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1255

He who thinks he knows all the answers needs to return to sobriety.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1254

Home is a place where you can always shake the thing that needs shaking.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1253

In British history, the women who always kept their heads together had no interest in the being the next wife of Henry VIII.                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1252

A good old-fashioned food fight is essential when debating the origin of national cuisines.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1251

Beware of the leader whose office is an immense padded cell.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1250

Poise is the art of writhing with grace during a television interview.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1249

What we call progress is often an unintended consequence of bad legislation.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1248

It’s hard to keep a woman’s love without making sure she always has access to toilet paper.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1247

It’s a lot easier to make a silly mistake on social media than deal with its consequences.                                                                            …