Mashed Thinking #1242

The worst reformers are those who are impervious to the positive aspects of current thinking.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1241

Your popularity as a leader will depend on how you subjugate people.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1240

Formal education should include participation in a Texas cage match.                                                                                          …

Mashed Thinking #1239

Kindness is the ability to not snigger when watching a politician try to explain what he was doing when he was caught in a compromising position.                        Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1238

Even if they had to, there are very few Scottish farmers who are dedicated enough to harvest their thistle crop in the nude.                                           Earl Humphrey / #TheEarlHumphrey

Mashed Thinking #1237

A luxury becomes a necessity when claiming descent from Bohemian nobility.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1236

Progress is seldom made without some degree of pandering.                                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1235

Some of the best preaching is done by cab drivers in New York City.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1234

If you want to test a woman’s character, offer her sardines when she gets in the car on your first date.                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1233

The amount of flatulence created by a man is a function of his gastronomic curiosity.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1232

A cautious man is one who is anal retentive in his participation in sports.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1231

A good driver is one who obeys traffic laws and waves using all of his or her fingers.                                                                          …