Mashed Thinking #1254

Home is a place where you can always shake the thing that needs shaking.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1253

In British history, the women who always kept their heads together had no interest in the being the next wife of Henry VIII.                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1252

A good old-fashioned food fight is essential when debating the origin of national cuisines.                                                                                  …

Mashed Thinking #1251

Beware of the leader whose office is an immense padded cell.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1250

Poise is the art of writhing with grace during a television interview.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1249

What we call progress is often an unintended consequence of bad legislation.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1248

It’s hard to keep a woman’s love without making sure she always has access to toilet paper.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1247

It’s a lot easier to make a silly mistake on social media than deal with its consequences.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1246

Lead, follow, or go back to bed.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1245

If you wish to impress people, don’t perspire any place that stinks.                                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1244

The smartest man in the world is the one who always knows when to walk away from a relationship.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1243

The potential for romance can go out the window when your pickup line takes on the tone of a preacher.                                                                      …