Mashed Thinking #1278

It’s terrible to have to take responsibility for the consequences of something you know little about after voting for it.                                                                      …

Mashed Thinking #1277

It seems that it’s easy for people with bad fake tans to find reasons why people should be servile.                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1276

He who wants to toot his own horn must know when not to blow it.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1275

He who dances when he should not is an easy mistake to make.                                                                                    …

Mashed Thinking #1274

Sensible folks would rather not have to cook in the nude.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1273

Resisting temptation is a lot easier when you don’t have access to the launch codes.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1272

Despite all our ingenuity and know-how, people can still wake up in a grouchy mood.                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1271

You have to be a quite a juggler when you’re the host of a Japanese game show.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1270

There are no detour signs when you’re wandering down memory lane.                                                                                        …

Mashed Thinking #1269

If you’re not sure you would like to flatter somebody, just hold your nose and do it.                                                                            …

Mashed Thinking #1268

To avoid trouble, don’t rouse the rabble.                                                                                                …

Mashed Thinking #1267

Never neglect the opportunity to refrain from preaching.                                                                                              …